Quebequistan.com will be a collection of
real stories and events as experienced by
the people of that "other" country, Canada.
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Tales from that "other" country, CANADA,
TYPICAL ENCOUNTER :
My relative, a student at Queens University
("QUEEN" honours the Queen of England,
the BRITISH Monarch),
located in Kingston (city), Ontario (province),
encountered an interesting in-your-face
example of a typical "Canadian" brush with
la FLQ Federation du Quebequistan.
This student's car had ski racks on the roof,
a large Student campus Parking sticker on
the front window, and of course, a FRONT
licence plate on the front bumper. This is an
important detail, since "le cars" in le FLQ
Republique du Quebequistan, do NOT have
any licence plates on the front, so that anyone
looking down the highway can spot a Canadian
car, from a mile away, . . . literally!
During March break, the ski resorts in
Quebequistan actively advertize ski packages
to students in "Canada", eager for one last
cash grab before the snow melts, thus, the
scenic, winding roads leading to the
picturesque hills, are dotted with cars, all packed
with typical students, with skis on the roof, and
with clearly visible, white, reflective, "Canadian"
licences, with large blue lettering, indicating
"foreign", "alien", "tresspassers", on FRENCH
Enter, stage left, the glowing pinnacle of
Francophone Soverenty, le QPP GESTAPO, the
modern equivalent of Charlie Chaplin's Keystone
Cops -- the front line of defence of all things
The weekend traffic was steady, on the two-
lane, winding road, so that all vehicles
necessarily travelled the same speed -- there
was simply no opportunity to pass. No problem,
the traffic moved briskly and predictably, on a
nice, sunny, wintery day.
Ah, ... but wait .. victims approacheth the
ever vigilant perch of the QPP GESTAPO, and
with sirens blasting, and lights flashing, the
damned "rosbif" SHALL be hand-picked and
separated from the long line of cars - which
are all travelling the identical speed. . .
Once pulled to the side of the road, the QPP
GESTAPO prepares his standard intimidation
routine -- speak quickly in Quebequios to a car
full of English-only, young, inexperienced,
students, with the goal of reducing them into
a snivelling pile of wimps.
However, on THIS day, while, yes, the car had
the beaming "Canadian" licence on the front,
and, yes, it was filled with young students, and
yes, there were skis on the roofrack, -- THIS
DAY would be full of surprises. . .
As the QPP GESTAPO started his "joual",
"le hamburger", "patois", rant, in the perfect
elocution of all patriots of le FLQ Republique
du Quebequistan, the unthinkable happened.
The driver, an International student, from
PARIS, FRANCE, asked le GESTAPO QPP,
in perfect, Parisian , FRENCH, to please
repeat the rant, because, as real FRENCH
speaking people say, " Je ne comprende pas".
"I do not understand"-- and who, in their
right mind, would or could, understand?
Forget the University-class English students,
who were supposed to be bewildered by the
rapid-fire Quebequois, the true, FRENCH speaking
student from Paris, could not understand
anything. And even HE, spoke perfect English!
Note that the English speaking relative of mine,
not only spoke well-educated, University-class
"Canadian" English, but, spoke with slight
British accent, handed down from a parent
who was born in Jolly ole' England. . .
So in a confusing dialogue of QPP
GESTAPOish-to-Parisian French, the
GESTAPO chose to drop "le hamburger"
completely, since, faced with REAL French,
he could not communicate at all. Period.
And thus starts the next Keystone Cop
moment, . . . ( too bad no one captured this
on a cell phone! The YouTube video would
go viral, locally, Continentally, Internationally,
Planet-Wide, out to the Space Station, Solar-
System Wide, Galaxy Wide, and soon
UFO's would be crashing, as Aliens lost
control in fits of laughter. . . )
So le GESTAPO QPP tries to speak only
ENGLISH, which is the "English" needed for
all "Bi-Lingual" Government workers, to
successfully get Federal Government job
positions in the " other," country, "CANADA".
Dair R Tree Tings whatz ya gotta no.
After 25 minutes of wretched communication,
the Frenchman from Paris, finally figures out
that, while travelling in a line of cars all going
the same speed, HE was speeding, and he
accepted the ticket from the QPP GESTAPO.
He looked at the ticket, which thankfully,
was actually PRINTED in real French, and took
out his wallet to pay the speeding fine -- as is
the correct FRENCH procedure in FRANCE.
Well, here we go again, le QPP GESTAPO
immediately goes off on a rant about,
get this -
- - - bribing a police officer - - -
and thus continues a long dialogue in
"Anglais" (remember da tree tings)
educating le GESTAPO about everyday
"FRENCH" customs in PARIS, FRANCE, . . .
So . . . . . if you are ever at a cafe in beautiful
Paris, overlooking the Eiffel Tower, while
sharing a nice bottle of wine, and mention
"QUEBEQUE French", do not be surprised by
the outburst of laughter.
le FLQ Republique du Quebequistan
strikes again. Can't speak French or
English, both, at the same time!
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vive le QUEBEQUE libre, bunchez gooder !
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The construction worker who crosses over
the border, and has the QPP GESTAPO
seize his truck and tools, while, at the
same moment, 8,263 QUEBEQUISTAN
tradesmen are listed as working across
Canada, and thousands more are working
MORE TO COME :
The Federal Department of Immigration
for all of Canada, except le FLQ Republique
du Quebequistan, that has its own, separate,
The Federal Tranfere "Equalization" payments,
initially started to assist tiny, single-industry
provinces, like Prince Edward Island, -- now,
all Federal payments to all Provinces and
Territories, ADDED UP, is LESS, than the
payment to . . . Quebequistan!
LOTS MORE TO FOLLOW! UNBELIEVABLE!
QUOTE ME I dare you.
Meez dun bin learnded englandish bunchez gooder.
(hand this in to your ENGLISH teacher for correction!)
robin dusty graves
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registrant : Robin Dusty Graves
registrant address : 2222 #4 Carling Avenue,
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada,
registrant phone : 1-(613)-717-2777
registrant email : firstname.lastname@example.org
registrant websites : robindustygraves.com
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ASSOCIATED WEB SITES:
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BURNING WATER INSTEAD OF GAS
COMPARING DINOSAURS, FEMALES, COLOURS,
A BRIEF LOOK AT GRAVITY AND PHYSICS,
NOW THAT STRING THEORY CHANGES
THE Z22_PALM_PILOT AND HOW TO
MAINTAIN IT AS A PASSWORD KEEPER
robin dusty graves
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As usual, I am stuck in "CANADA", the great white North, where
every factory I have known has shut down... Recent Government/
Corporate policies, have every scrap of technology shutting down,
and being boxed up for shipping to CHINA, where the same
"unprofitable" factory, is running tripple shifts! Canada is
becoming a " 3rd World " country, if it does not already
deserve that status .... ANY product "could" be made here, but
the few remaining Engineering and Machining Corporations are
back-logged and ridiculously expensive. WAY, way, back in 1985,
a group of us tried to make, and market a small plastic
automobile device. The quote for the empty BOX, with colourful
printing, and a clear plastic display window, here in Canada was
over $6.00, The plastic injection mold halves were $60,000 with
a 6 month turnover... If there were any adjustments needed on
the molds, it would be another 6 months, and cost 10's of thousands...
We sent a prototype ( an early version, complete with many known flaws! )
to HONG KONG, and the quote was $500 for the machine molds
and 5 weeks. Adjustments were FREE, and made in a week or two...!
We got bogged down with world wide PATENTS, and to our dismay
and amusement, we discovered our 'prototype' in novelty stores,
only a few months later, shipped from Hong Kong, with the address
of a company in Great Britain! (SEE the upcoming, VANCOUVER THIEVES ! ,
which will be a huge folder when finished..) It was copied exactly
as we sent it - complete with flaws!... In a colourful box with a cellophane
window... For about the price of the empty box in Canada!
LISTED inventions are FREE, like everything on kidbots.com, to anyone
who wants to use them. I absolutely do not have any factories or
machine shops, or assembly lines at my disposal so I will be lucky
to hand-fabricate ONE, just for me. At great expense and time.
Obviously, it would be a lot cheaper and easier and quicker to
just go into a store and buy one, but there ARE NONE -
it hasn't been invented yet!.....
Entered on my website, February 2nd, 2012, just in time
for the end of the world ( Mayan Calendar )...
UPADATED AUG 31 2K14
Because illegal hackers have decided to spam the name
" robin dusty graves" or " robindustygraves "
I have decided to use the same tactics that they use, and load
my REAL web pages with the key search words that would be used
by search engines such as Bing, Yahoo, Google, etc.
As it now stands, searches are re-directed illegally and maliciously by
spammers, who create thousands of fake web pages, that Microsoft's;
BING.com, for example, found and displayed for many months after
the last set of 'new and improved' registrations of new illegal, malicious
spam web sites, each with " robindustygraves.html " included,
- while at the same time, BING, in a search, refused to find
DUSTYGRAVES.COM or ROBINDUSTYGRAVES.COM when searching for
'robindustygraves' ! ! ! Go figure.
( This demonstrates that the spammer/hackers clearly understand the
algorithms used by Google, Yahoo, Bing, Yandex, etc., and tailor the
fake web pages to achieve high placements on the search engines.
Google and Bing have changed their algorithms, while Yandex always
used a different algorithm, and seemed to achieve higher valid results
on the first search pages. However, the hacker/spammers are always
very close behind in developing better spam . . . )
The fake web pages re-direct to pornography, PAY-PER-CLICK websites,
that the spammers get paid a fraction of a penny for each person who
accidentally clicks on them, pages selling illegal prescription drugs
without prescriptions needed,and to pages where the SERVER is deliberately
set up to spam with POP UPS that state things like " MICROSOFT
WINDOWS ANTI-VIRUS HAS DETECTED A VIRUS - CLICK HERE to continue
Scanning, and Remove the VIRUS" - If you click on ANYTHING,
--the little "X" in the top corner to close, the box on the bottom that
states "CLOSE", -- any action besides CTRL-ALT-DELETE ( to bring up
the Windows Task Manager, to CLOSE your Browser entirely! ) it will
download a virus that generates a continual barrage of fake VIRUS
warning alerts, that demand Visa and Mastercard to remove- If you are
foolish enough to actually GIVE your Visa or Mastercard, the information
is used to make illegal purchases, AND the virus is NOT removed!
Many fake web re-directions take you to a page that appears to
"LOAD" for a long time with an hour glass or "now loading" ICON, but,
while that is happening, your IP address, your specific geo-loacation,
your specific information on YOUR computer, etc. is being gathered,
and by the time the fake web page actually loads, often with a FAKE web
"SEARCH PAGE" ( Pay-per-click), your computer is already compromised,
and is subject to further hacking from that point onwards... This SNOOPER
software was developed and is used by gaming companies like Electronic
ARTS, to completely analyse a "Customer's" computer when they log into
an online game. It looks at every possible scrap of information on the
computer, such as the video card used, the mouse, the CPU chip serial
number, and all software, etc. If the "customer" changes a mouse or
part, the software can BAN the player, claiming that the game is being
illegally copied on "some other" computer... Now, of course, the
technology is used by hacker/spammers to snoop all computers that
accidentally are diverted to illegal, malicious, fake, web pages. The
computer is then put on a LIST of computers marked for further hacking.
The software also looks for all OPEN or UNLOCKED communication
channels ( ports ) that can be attacked... great stuff.
THUS, Here are typical "REAL" SEARCH
RESULTS FOR " robindustygraves" :
EFIE SIMPLE CHEAP PART ONE YOUTUBE
Demonstration of my EFIE in use
ADJUSTING THE OXYGEN SENSOR ON A CAR
FOR BURNING HHO (WATER)
EFIE SIMPLE CHEAP PART TWO YOUTUBE PARTS
and DIAGRAMS of my efie
ADJUSTING THE OXYGEN SENSOR ON A CAR FOR
BURNING HHO (WATER)
A NEW discovery of the biggest Element (Gv) ever found
A look at HUMAN eye sight and COLOURS and Dinosaurs and GIRLS
Why are there only 4 partial written BOOKS from over
70 MILLION Mayans?
GRAVITATIONAL RESEARCH .COM
The ORIGIN of the EARTH, of MANKIND, and EVERYTHING
(sounds like Douglas Adams!)
A Web Site created JUST to re-direct some of the Illegal,
Malicious, Spam TRAFFIC
KIDBOTS.COM . . .Using old IBM PC 286 - 386 type computers as
ROBOT CONTROLLERS free for kids
OBAMA SUPER STAR VIDEO
HYDROGEN FUEL IN YOUR CAR ( water ) instead of gasoline
INVENTIONS I have made
POWER BAR - A useable power bar for charging 18 items
LAB A typical research lab for Engine Parts
Web Site Created to re-direct some of the Illegal, Malicious, SPAM
HUNTING DINOSAURS AT TIMMIES . . . Tim Hortons Website, -
my photos (constantlyHACKED by Spammers ! )
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A SIMPLE EFIE?
My SOLUTION to over-complicated, over-expensive
OXYGEN SENSOR ADJUSTERS !
PERMANENT, FIXED, FIREWORKS DISPLAY
ATI SMBus COMPUTER CHIP DRIVER
the missing ATI SMBus driver that thousands of
people look for
COFFEE - all about different COFFEE MAKERS and Products I use
OVERHEATING PROBLEMS WITH A TYPICAL LAPTOP repair
When the Books of the Bible were Chosen
My Blackberry 9300 Review on CRACKBERRY.COM
My Blackberry 9300 Review on my KIDBOTS.COM website
THE ORIGINS OF MAN ( HUMANS ) ON EARTH
THE ORIGINS OF CHRISTIANITY
A look at typical HOME security and
MAINTAINING AND REPAIRING AND INTERFACING THE
PALM PILOT Z22
PALM PILOT Z22 MAINTENANCE and INTERFACE
Real Science is a fascinating subject, unlike the decades of what
was typically taught in schools that I endured, that tries to KILL
every shred of imagination, of hope, of possibility, and instead,
fills the time with memorizations of WHAT CAN NOT BE DONE!
Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light...
Nothing can get colder than absolute zero.
Matter can neither be created nor destroyed... etc etc.
( All wrong! search Richard Feynman, for a lecture on this! )
There are always a handful of educators, scattered here and there,
who is interested and therefore interesting, and who keep
mankind from falling back into the Dark AGES !
With the String theory, and new discoveries of the last few years,
we are on the brink of an entirely new era - and I can't wait to see
what happens next! This is a wondrous and magical time, with the
doors of science wide open again - and the view is breathtaking!
**Clarke's Three Laws are three "laws" of prediction formulated
by the British writer Arthur C. Clarke. They are:
1/ When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something
is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something
is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2/ The only way of discovering the limits of the possible
is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
3/ Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
(thanks to wikipedia)
Robin Dusty Graves
( Life, is an experiment, please don't destroy the Lab!
-- robindustygraves -- )
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Burning WATER (H2O) (H,H,O) (Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide)
instead of gasoline in your car:
Remote Control "MUTE" button for BIRDS (Every Female must read! ) :
A growing number of INVENTIONS I have developed over the years:
An Invention of PERMANENT, FIXED, Fireworks, turned on with a flick of
a switch, every night!:
How to take an Obsolete old computer, like an 8088, 8086, 80186,
80188, 80286, 80386 etc, and old discarded electronics, to build a FREE,
home -made robot and controller:
So far, this winter, I am NOT far enough South... Just as the weather
got warm, and the roads were dry, we got a huge snowfall, that lasted
days! After shoveling snow for a few hours I built a 7- foot snowman,
that says it all!
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